Sam
Contributor · No. 04 / Spring '26 · Portland, OR
“Stubbornly doable.”
Auburn curls. Denim jacket. Stubbornly doable.
Sam is the one who shows up with sawdust in her hair and makes you believe you can tile your own bathroom. She doesn't do fancy — she does finished. Her garage is her studio, her weekends are her content, and every guide she writes comes from something she's actually done with her own hands.
When she's not elbow-deep in a project, she's documenting the process so you can skip the mistakes she already made. No fluff. No filler. Just the part where you learn how to do the thing.
She came to home improvement the long way around — art school, a thrifted teak chair, one YouTube rabbit hole, six wrong cuts, and somewhere around the seventh attempt it clicked. Now she works full-time on whatever's broken in the house and writes about whichever piece of it she figured out that week.
An air conditioner doesn’t break in August, it gives up. Change the filter the right way round, clear the outdoor coil with the power off, and flush the condensate drain line — the eight-dollar job that saves a ceiling.
Not a shopping list — a buildout. Measure to the opener rail rather than the ceiling, level the six feet under the bar instead of the whole slab, place the rack with real clearance, and handle the August heat.
Garage hooks don’t fail — the drywall around them does. Find and prove the studs, tell wood framing from steel, spread the load on a rail instead of a hook, respect how far the bracket sticks out, and re-check it every season.
Gallery walls go crooked because each frame gets levelled to itself. Build the layout on the floor, tape paper templates up for a day, set one reference line, and measure the wire drop before any nail goes in.
Sort by how often, not by what it is. Keep the two feet beside the stove empty, protect the run between sink and range, put daily things at hand height, and give every drawer one verb.
Most home cameras are pointed at scenery. Cover the approach rather than the doorstep, watch the drive along its length, cover the door nobody can see, add one interior choke point, and light whatever’s dark.
Four devices, four monthly fees, $31 a month. The four questions to ask before you buy, why cameras leak the most money, the $12 sensors that never bill you, and the one subscription worth paying.
Found water where it shouldn’t be? The first hour decides the bill. Stop the source, extract the standing water, dry aggressively, and document before you clean up — with the one gap that ruins people.
Your house costs more to rebuild than to buy. Insure the rebuild not the purchase price, know the four coverage pieces, pull the deductible lever, and stop overpaying — enough coverage and not one dollar more.
Editor's Pick. The match is 90 minutes; the setup is what makes it good. Anchor on the grill, seat in three zones, aim the screen, work the 30-minute window, run the halftime reset.
A Father's Day project that takes a day and produces something lasting: build for the yard, fix the thing that's been broken, or organize the garage. The project is the gift.
$12 chair, afternoon project, nobody needs to know where it came from. Three to four hours, $20–35 in materials, real solid-wood finish.
The wall is not going to win. Stud finder, the right anchor, a level, a pre-drilled pilot hole, and the discipline to step back before deciding it's crooked.
The ceiling you've been ignoring is actually the best design move in the room. Prep, shellac, masking, and two coats overhead.
No visible brackets. No complicated hardware. Studs, bracket, finish, level, done.
By Sam
- Your AC doesn't break in August. It gives up.
- Your house costs more to rebuild than to buy.
- Floating shelves look hard. They're not.
- Your gallery wall is crooked and everyone is too polite to say so.
- Everyone buys the rack first. The floor is what ruins it.
- How to create a listening corner.
- How to Get Your Backyard Ready to Host a Wedding
- How to hang something heavy without asking anyone for help
- How to paint exposed attic rafters
- How to refinish a thrifted chair (and make it look like you paid full price)
- Your kitchen isn't disorganized. It's organized for a kitchen you don't have.
- Anyone can tell which wall you did first.
- Three tools do nearly everything. The rest is a hobby.
- Four of your five cameras are watching a fence.
- I added up what my house charges me every month. It was $31.
- The 90-minute backyard.
- The first hour decides what this costs you.
- The weekend project worth doing together.
- Drywall never held your bike. It just hadn't let go yet.